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They can be hilarious, but they’re also extremely vulgar and inappropriate. There are f-bombs and c-bombs and inappropriate jokes on every single page. The Infamous Ellen James is crude, raw, and vulgar Be prepared for dripping juice-boxes, awkward pelvic thrusting, and a little suspense to keep your snatch on edge. doesn’t want anything bad to happen to your Grandma Ruth, but she does want you to strongly consider re-naming your vibrator after a guy who’s at the top of your spank bank rotation. This book is bound to make you laugh, smile, and provide you with enough sarcasm to choke your grandmother. Alcorn provides interesting takes on the word vagina, while giving you a reason to re-think your next visit to the Emergency Room. This is a story of friendship, love and how one very sarcastic woman can find the strength to pick up the pieces after having her heart broken.

With the help of her obnoxious, and often times hilarious best friend Amy, Ellen will find herself in several crazy, embarrassing situations. He makes her fantasize about him in all kinds of dirty, inappropriate ways. He leaves her breathless, speechless, and irritatingly turned on. This too-hot-for-Ellen's-own-good man is undeniably sexy and down-right irresistible. Trent Hamilton, this promise is unbelievably hard to keep. After a terrible breakup with her fiancé, Ellen has promised herself that she will never make the mistake of falling for another man again… and physicians, well she’s more than written them off. She is snarky, sassy, and sometimes crudely inappropriate. A sarcastic, feisty, foul-mouthed ER Nurse. Published by: Self Published on December 1, 2013

Tethered by Brandi Leigh Hall