This 'I have to have an asshole boyfriend like Quenten. Lucia to Mindy 'I don't know, maybe because I'm not a dyke?'Īnd this fucking. Mindy to Lucia - 'Why do you even want a cheating abusive boyfriend?'

And then bury these pieces in unmarked graves all over the globe. Serious? What the fuck?Īnd then the direct quotes make me want to reach in and rip Lucia's throat out and gut her. Because I'm gorgeous.' (not a direct quote). What the fuck is up with 'I'm gorgeous so I have to have an abusive dick boyfriend because it's expected. Yeah, great, some homophobic shit in this here book.Ģ) I did not realize that this would end up being a 'I'm actually a lesbian? noooo I didn't know that. Drunk woman pulls a pill from her sock (eww) and tells her (Mindy) to take it (ew). Tries to get another to leave - a drunk women (Lucia). Mindy is at a party she doesn't want to be at (because of Lucia). Lucia - both described as being really smart and gorgeous. Mindy - becomes hysterical and almost kills herself and her passenger because she thinks she might have hit a dog. (like how I appear to be an outlier and everyone else loved the book (4.21 average rating for the 28 friends who read the book 3.99 rating overall - and then there's me, who wanted to see if I had the ability to physically rip the book apart with my bare hands), but I mean. First of all, I received this ARC of Ex-wives of Dracula' free in exchange for a fair review.

Ex-Wives of Dracula by Georgette Kaplan